I love Spring, the sun shining down and making even a chilly day slightly warmer; the daffodils popping up almost immediately after the snow melted; the ants making their way towards my freshly baked cookies. Stop! I don't like that last part. They must be on the same schedule as the daffodils, popping up everywhere right after the Great Thaw. "We survived the winter down in the ground. Now we're starving. Let's eat." And poof, they're on my bookcase, counter, and Owen's lunchbox. I'm telling you. We're been invaded.
Of course, we're not new to this. No matter where we live, ants always seem to be a problem. I'm starting to think that the same colony follows us everywhere, like they declared war on us 8 years ago in Atlanta. They probably breed their armies just to make sure they win the war: full-on annoyance. I wonder what would happen if I just surrendered. Do you think they'd understand if I waved a teeny tiny white flag. Or better yet, does anyone speak ant? Maybe we could start negotiations. Is Jimmy Carter still available for that? Scratch that, he'd probably be more willing to work for them.
Owen and Blake have already enlisted themselves into the battle. Yesterday, while I'm packing up Madison, the boys on sitting on the front porch marveling at the little beings. Then Owen starts pounding them with his finger. First of all, gross. Second of all, "Owen, if they're outside of the house, then it's neutral ground. You shouldn't be smashing them." Then Owen says, "But Mommy, we have to kill them." Oh boy, considering the boy can't even fathom death yet, where did he pick that up? I'm picturing a school yard, several boys, an ant hill, and a magnifying glass. Wait a second, Owen isn't in school yet...at least not where there is a yard. Hmmm! I guess he gets it from his role model parents then. Yikes!
Still the battle ensues, one that has just begun and will most likely continue until the snow falls again. Never thought I'd be ready for another Snowmageddon. Maybe that's all part of God's amazing plan.
I'm 30,married with 2 of the most adorable little boys, a beautiful baby girl and a dog named Reese. Neil, my fabulous chemistry-loving, kayak paddling hubbie, loves doing projects around the house and rolling around on the floor with his boys. We've been married 7 years and just bought our second house in Catonsville, MD. I love to save money when I shop and am known amongst my friends as the guru of thrift (that might be more my terminology than theirs). I'm also a day camp director at Grace Adventures Day Camp. I like to cook, plan events, write (hence the blog),shop (hence the guru), & coffee with friends (okay really anything with friends). I also like to just veg out and watch my shows (maybe a little too much). If you want to know more, you'll just have to read.