Owen just decided one day he was done with underwear and that was that. Madison is starting to pee and poop on the potty without any coaxing, bribing or begging. But Blake? No, Blake just doesn't give a hoot. If he's too busy playing to stop and go potty, he just goes right there in his pants. And it doesn't seem to bother him that his pants are wet either. We've tried everything from praise to discipline. I'm at a complete loss. There are few things I can't conquer, but Blake and potties is going to be the straw that breaks my freaking back.
Any suggestions? Seriously, I'll take them. I mean if you want to borrow him for a couple days and bring him back fixed, I'm willing. Maybe that's it. Maybe I broke my child.
Tomorrow is another day. Is it sad that I pray for dry pants? I do. Every single flipping day, "Lord, please let Blake have a good day, learn more about you, and not relieve himself in his superhero underroos."
I feel like I'm stuck in a rendition of "The Song That Never Ends," sung to the tune of "Nanny Nanny Boo Boo" Am I part of some Gotcha reality TV show? If that's the case, you guys can jump out at anytime and replace the fake Blake with the real thing.
Do you sense my desperation yet? I need a solution, and short of selling him on the black market, I'm open to any and all advice. Thank you.
